drunk and smoking too much

Artist's Statement:

my doctor says i should quit but he says the worst part is it's scaring me to death.

i do it to deal with the stress of it.

Craig and Sarah looking away from me

Pygmalion watching Galatea leave.

Artist's Statement:

i think what i'm trying to say here is i have such a big fucking crush on everything imaginable,

everything that can't ever be physically reached.

‎(a woman is [a metaphor for] an idea)

""If Xenophon of Ithaca is gonna spend 120 hours a week netting fish in a floating wooden coffin, Xenophon is gonna pretend that coffin has tits goddammit!"~Origin of ship gender tradition, ~2000 BCE."